Better at the Bedroom Version

I was trying to find a video that sufficiently captured the quality of my golf swing, and instead stumbled on this. I'd forgotten about that Blendtec guy.

I did not slice and dice any golf balls today during my first-ever lesson. However, this does rather well symbolize the quality of my technique.

So far, it doesn't look like quitting my job and going golf pro is in my near future. But that's okay. I'm getting through this with a bottle glass of wine. That makes everything better.